Bunny and bunny walk

Morning walk dressed as a bunny with a bunny.

Relatives in town

Go Texan Day is for TODDLERS who can't get attention without plastic pink boots.
you heard it here first.

My great aunt and uncle are in town, and you know what this means: MORE ATTENTION. yup, these people are suckers-they think I am super exciting and advanced and all i had to do was throw a few 'dadas' and 'cute giggles' at old people in transition lenses and i was still A HIT. All I know is that people that come from NYC and invite me to the Hamptons are my kind of people. Uncle David promised me to play tennis and look for celebrities ordering hot water with lemon as their meal. Game on.

Date Night

I knew what he looked like (we have dated before) but I had no idea he'd take me to a place without table cloths with such dim lighting: yup, you guessed it: El Tiempo.
I had dressed up! I saw him in his Paul Bunyon outfit and let me tell you-the tears came on fast and there were screams (yes friends, that's what she said).
But eventually, I learned to love him (maybe that is why I don't need to see the movie the Vow, I LIVED it!). We pretended to stand, we fought over a piece of steak neither of us could reach and he shared his toys.

What a hot Saturday night. by night I mean barely happy hour.

Food for Thought

Doc says to give me chunkier foods, Mom is thinking cottage cheese. I am thinking Caviar.

Crawling

so apparently, word on the street is I have to start crawling soon. What's next? Feeding myself? HECK NO. I enjoy the royal treatment and I am not doing this crawling anytime soon, because anything that makes me 'ready for school or more socialization' sounds medium fun. What's next, Mom-making me wipe myself? This is a slippery slope. I wonder if Obama can bail me out?

Mom Helps Me With Teething Woes

word on the street is that teething is the pits, someone said that Vodka on the gums numbs the pain. I think my Mom is the greatest because night after night, she researches this cure. BEST MOM EVER.

Pretty sure I am legitimate

My parents have a 3rd anniversary coming up, I am 9 months -do the math folks, I am legitimate! sooo relieved because I heard Goldie Hawn's grandkid doesn't know WHO the dad is, and don't get me started on Khloe Kardashian's quest for her dad. suckers.