Go Texan Day is for TODDLERS who can't get attention without plastic pink boots.
you heard it here first.
My great aunt and uncle are in town, and you know what this means: MORE ATTENTION. yup, these people are suckers-they think I am super exciting and advanced and all i had to do was throw a few 'dadas' and 'cute giggles' at old people in transition lenses and i was still A HIT. All I know is that people that come from NYC and invite me to the Hamptons are my kind of people. Uncle David promised me to play tennis and look for celebrities ordering hot water with lemon as their meal. Game on.
I enjoy long walks on the beach, online gambling and having people carry me everywhere. I prefer pilates to yoga and I adore older men.
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